tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post763628817430067208..comments2024-03-18T08:50:13.858-07:00Comments on The Why Not 100: 72 SMART STEVEN WRIGHT ONE-LINERSBrad Herzoghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/18431652776641926507noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-80257544301791421642021-01-01T20:01:47.789-08:002021-01-01T20:01:47.789-08:00I have a map of the world, actual size. I hardly e...I have a map of the world, actual size. I hardly ever get that thing out anymore.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11117655956667309163noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-68793185561912320142020-08-03T13:35:16.448-07:002020-08-03T13:35:16.448-07:00I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever.
H...I got a new dog. He's a paranoid retriever. <br />He brings back everything because he's not sure what I threw him.Jhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09020084805725257142noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-68882342245778035622020-05-10T11:19:23.293-07:002020-05-10T11:19:23.293-07:00I always wanted to be a somebody...perhaps I shoul...I always wanted to be a somebody...perhaps I should have been more specific.Brettnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-81780241292629224952020-03-30T18:30:52.352-07:002020-03-30T18:30:52.352-07:00It's a small world...but I wouldn't want t...It's a small world...but I wouldn't want to paint it.<br />(My fav SW quote)Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08964370091705455904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-69441231675424100812019-04-27T21:09:26.280-07:002019-04-27T21:09:26.280-07:00I bought a humidifier and a dehumidifier, put them...I bought a humidifier and a dehumidifier, put them in the same room and let them fight it out.DDhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01184894829128464839noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-52181664385576790742018-10-23T18:18:35.589-07:002018-10-23T18:18:35.589-07:00& only S W can deliver the punches;) .. pinnac...& only S W can deliver the punches;) .. pinnacle of comedy<br /><br />Makes u think, makes u laugh.. the guy's brilliantAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04238139319745978356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-45838882309375958252018-10-08T01:05:39.772-07:002018-10-08T01:05:39.772-07:00I bought a pack of batteries the other day. They w...I bought a pack of batteries the other day. They weren't included.Ned Ryersonnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-15142226153062222152018-04-24T12:02:28.728-07:002018-04-24T12:02:28.728-07:00When George Washington was asked for identificatio...When George Washington was asked for identification do you think he showed them a Quarter????Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09471775715261344544noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-4766996629752766972018-04-13T18:53:42.794-07:002018-04-13T18:53:42.794-07:00I'm trying to find my real stepdad.I'm trying to find my real stepdad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-25896459952626051772017-12-06T13:15:33.258-08:002017-12-06T13:15:33.258-08:00Steven is a comical geniusSteven is a comical geniusAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06680388339615318396noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-74368813213975687742017-11-11T11:59:47.079-08:002017-11-11T11:59:47.079-08:00If your knees bent the other way...what would a ch...If your knees bent the other way...what would a chair look like?JLRhynenoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-31100370456128196662017-08-16T02:36:34.508-07:002017-08-16T02:36:34.508-07:00Hello Brad,
Your blog really made my morning. You...Hello Brad, <br />Your blog really made my morning. You've been diggin'!<br />Your text on Wright is absolutely wright, though I have to tell you: some of this jokes don't appear on his shows and I doubt they're really his jokes; and many are incomplete, which sort of diminishes its meaning and fun. <br />I hope you don't mind my notes. I am a great fan of Wright, I think he's sort of a Salvador Dali of this craft. <br />Cheers, thx a lot for this! <br />André CamandroAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-85046028232568337352017-08-04T21:05:18.543-07:002017-08-04T21:05:18.543-07:00One of the funniest most original guys on the plan...One of the funniest most original guys on the planet...every one of his jokes makes me think.."Damn...<br />I always wondered about that"...lolAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03134132669944740735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-32607878518333754912014-02-07T07:50:49.700-08:002014-02-07T07:50:49.700-08:00Some great lines here. A master of his craft.Some great lines here. A master of his craft.Ingynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-41349129785250237922014-02-06T17:55:59.068-08:002014-02-06T17:55:59.068-08:00When I had sleep apnea and went to a hotel, instea...When I had sleep apnea and went to a hotel, instead of asking for a room with a view, I asked for a room with an outlet. Bud Herzognoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-45312869994848407512014-02-05T13:31:46.072-08:002014-02-05T13:31:46.072-08:00Yesterday, I walked my dog around my building... o...Yesterday, I walked my dog around my building... on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me. I'm afraid of widths.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13914011922291396874noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3559177400219664871.post-55585600328121822502014-02-05T11:23:07.915-08:002014-02-05T11:23:07.915-08:00so dry and so funny great post BHso dry and so funny great post BHMAGoldhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12743152775993279441noreply@blogger.com